Putin’s Announcement to have Far Reaching Impact on the Kharagpur Economy

The reaction of the world’s financial markets to Mr. Putin’s announcement has been fairly cautious and guarded. Sakhalin’s tourism sector though has shown a 100% growth compared to last year already with two Al-Jazeera Journalists expressing interest to visit the historic island.

In response to the prediction of rising unpredictability in Kharagpur’s political arena Mr. Aneesh Jain’s consultancy firm The World Shall Suck’s shares have gained 16% in value within half an hour of opening bell. Sources also tell of a renewed interest amongst sponsors towards the Spring Fest, IIT Kharagur’s Social & Cultural Festival. One major sponsor, on condition of anonymity, said,” This is the first instance of anyone managing to steal a girl in SF for many years. It definitely means greater promise in the coming years. SF is all set to be a major youth attracting event.”